No I'm Not Pregnant, My Shirt Is Just Too Small!

"No I'm not pregnant, my shirt is just too small,"

Markita giving thumbs upwas my response to a colleague the other day (or my tummy is too big). I probably should be embarrassed to say this, but I have no qualms about making fun of myself. "Live, love, and laugh" are my motto!


Well there goes my self esteem, thanks Debbie Direct! Sooo, I guess it's time to dust off the membership to Retro Fitness in Woodbridge, VA. After years in the WNBA, I never thought I would become a skinny, chubby chick all at the same time. 

 

Markita's head on another woman's body.

 

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Comment balloon 19 commentsMarkita Woods NMLS#196099 • May 19 2011 02:52PM

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Absolutely great blog, thanks for the chuckle... good for you for telling it like it is

Posted by Scott Godzyk, One of Manchester NH's Leading Agents (Godzyk Real Estate Services) over 7 years ago

Keep livin', lovin', and laughin' Markita!  Your post made me smile!

Posted by Rebekah Radice, Social Media Marketing, Coaching & Training (Imagine WOW! Digital Marketing Agency) over 7 years ago

Love it...but oh the embarrassment for anyone making that mistake.LOL

Posted by Dennis Duvernay Broker/Owner (Hillview Realty) over 7 years ago

Hey Rebekah, Scott, and Dennis:

Thanks for stopping by glad to provide a laugh for your day :)

Posted by Markita Woods NMLS#196099, Queen of Mortgages - FHA, VA, Conventional, USDA (Fairway Independent Mortgage) over 7 years ago

Great Blog! Thank you!

Posted by Donald Reich (Prudential Centennial) over 7 years ago

When will folks stop asking us when the baby is due.  Sheesh!  You are a good sport.

Posted by Susan Mangigian, Chester & Delaware County Homes, Delaware and Ches (RE/MAX Preferred, West Chester, PA, RS152252A) over 7 years ago

Hi Markita,,Living it Up and Being Yourself is the only way to be.

Posted by Jerry Newman, Texas REALTOR, San Antonio Military Relocation (Brown Realty, 210-789-4216,www.JeremiahNewman.com) over 7 years ago

Markita, you do have a great sense of humor but that's one question you don't ever ever ask a woman unless you're sure she's pregnant!!!  Like the response though :)

Posted by Diane McDermott, Charlotte NC Real Estate Market (Realtor®, GRI, Landis e2 Real Estate, LLC) over 7 years ago

I'm surprised no one ever asks me if I'm pregnant, I really thought I was going to get it today when looking at newborn clothes for a pregnant friend!

Posted by Tracie Cope, ReMax 360 - www.LCountyHomes.com (Granville, Newark, Heath, Buckeye Lake & all of Central Ohio) over 7 years ago

Great job!  You laughed, you made them laugh, and you got a super blog out of it!

Posted by Laura Sargent (Carolina One Real Estate) over 7 years ago

Ha ha! that's so funny. You're title is going to make everyone read your blog. It's so lighthearted:)

Posted by Elisa Uribe Realtor #01427070, California Homes for Sale in the East Bay (Golden Gate Sotheby's International) over 7 years ago

Unless you can *see* the baby coming out, never ever assume someone is pregnant!

Posted by Allen 2222 over 7 years ago

Many years ago, when I was pregnant, I went to the maternity ward for a tour. I saw a woman there and asked when her baby was due. She said "I had it yesterday". Uh oh! That was a learning experience. I don't ask that question without fore knowledge, now.

Posted by Donna Malone, Homes and Property for Sale Nova Scotia (Waterfront, Luxury, Family, Affordable, Cottage, Deals) over 7 years ago

OMG!!! You are so funny. Love your blog post and sense of humor! What's your hubby think of your inspiration photo? :-)

Posted by Peggy James, Woodbridge Virginia Area Real Estate Specialist (EXIT Realty Associates) over 7 years ago

Yikes, woman !  That is some magnificent body you were walking around in.  I just love it when someone asks me... "how far along am I ?"  I usually tell them that I am in my 197th trimester.  They look at me very strangely.  Then I tell them that yes, I have been pregnant for 42 years.  I just love the weird looks I get.

Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) over 7 years ago

By the way... I like your humor, and your writing style, so I have subscribed to your blog.  I invite you to subscribe to mine.

Posted by Karen Anne Stone, Fort Worth Real Estate (New Home Hunters of Fort Worth and Tarrant County) over 7 years ago

@Karen , lol, 197th trimester I will have to use that line. And I have also returned the suscribe, look forward to connecting.

Posted by Markita Woods NMLS#196099, Queen of Mortgages - FHA, VA, Conventional, USDA (Fairway Independent Mortgage) over 7 years ago

Hey Markita...ahh where did you find that amazing body! I wish there was a "LIKE" button for the funniest comments above!

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